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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
verifiedlinguist
verifiedlinguist:
“ slightlyfrumiousbandersnatch:
“ one-lonely-whumperfly:
“ kimmycup:
“ izzetseer:
“ angelbabyspice:
“…what???
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this is a universal experience because education is chronically underfunded across the world
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is this america again?...
angelbabyspice

…what???

izzetseer

this is a universal experience because education is chronically underfunded across the world

kimmycup

is this america again? you guys okay??

one-lonely-whumperfly

If it’s an American thing, not in my poor ass town. Never seen these before

slightlyfrumiousbandersnatch

These are mostly in areas that are in the sweet spot of “poor enough to prevent immediately adding on” and “enough people are moving in that the population of the school district is expanding.” I’ve taught at plenty of poor rural districts that didn’t use these, but it wasn’t because they were able to add on, it was because their population was shrinking so that they had more space than they needed anyway.

Whereas my high school was… comfortable? And our test scores were good, and local population was slowly growing. But it still took us several years to raise the levies enough to add on, so we had a couple of temporary classrooms for a while.

verifiedlinguist

They’re supposed to be temporary???

frislander

This isn’t just an American thing, this is common in the UK as well, my school had them.

notgreengardens
tilthat

TIL a 30-year-old elephant named Ben sought help at a safari lodge after being shot by poachers. The elephant waited patiently near the lodge for the 6 hours it took for a vet to fly in and dress his 3 bullet wounds.

via ift.tt

kaleighbytheway

The fact he’s named kinda brushes over the fact this is a wild elephant. Born in the wild, raised in the wild, the only human interaction is watching the safaris. And after mean humans shot him, he decided the best course of action was to go visit the nice humans who just take pictures in hopes they’d help him. And then, even though they didn’t help him right away, he trusted that because they continued to be nice, he was safe, and they would help him.

myanacondadontexist

also the people saw an elephant and were like “that’s a ben”

brunhiddensmusings

i hope he tells the other elephants where they can get help

themerrywolf

@brunhiddensmusings

Actually, they do!

https://www.thedodo.com/elephants-travel-humans-help-1353631970.html

Orphans who were rescued, raised, and released by the David Sheldrick Wildlife Trust in Kenya have communicated that it is a place of safety to other elephants who’ve never even been there.

Injured animals will show up there when they have been harmed by poachers because they know it is a place where they can get help!

brunhiddensmusings

i am very glad elephants have a functioning yelp system

elionking

“Took a little while to get served the quality of service made up for it. 4/5 stars. Would reccomend”

-Ben the Elephant

Source: tilthat oh my biology elephants
linguisticparadox

fuzzynecromancer asked:

why is taxonomy so yiffing weird? animals be like "we could pass for each other in a poor light but one of us is a specialized shrew and the other is a very big nematode"

bogleech answered:

basically as visually-oriented beings we judge everything based first on surface aesthetic but organisms are really more defined by the microscopic level so we keep being surprised.

I NEVER get over the fact that jellyfish, or at least some sot of cnidarian, evolved into basically a skin disease at some point.

bogleech

Myxozoa or “slime animals” are single-celled organisms that grow in the tissues of fish, causing tissue death or serious deformities in the host until they grow into a visible “plasmodium,” just like a slime mold.

They were once thought to be protozoa, but genetic sequencing proved they were cnidarian animals just like jellyfish, sea anemones and corals.

Their drifting “spore” phase even has a microscopic harpoon-like structure derived from what were the stinging cells of their ancestral jellies.

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Here’s a bunch of them!

bogleech

Now what’s even MORE absurd is when genetic sequencing proved a type of parasitic “worm” to be a myxozoan.

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So this “worm” is back to being a multi-celled animal that can slither around on its own and has a body symmetry completely unrelated to that of any other cnidarians.

Some sort of jellyfish over millions of years evolved back down to a single-celled form, and then one of those single-celled organisms re-evolved a more animal-like body again, completely and totally different but still genetically a cnidarian! Still equipped with the harpoon cell, too!

metagenesis

insect taxonomy in particular is under constant upheaval as we continue to investigate genetics, vestigial/reduced/internal structures, etc. to determine ancestry. insects are the most diverse body of animals on the planet so it’s a massive task to shift from morphological classification to phenological. and the results are wild.

the most accessible example i have off the top of my head: cockroaches and termites.

used to be separate orders but phenology shows that they are the same order, blattodea.

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Originally posted by parodontosemurphy

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Originally posted by nanonaturalist

i am only in my early 30s but when i first learned insect taxonomy in grade school (i got into entomology early) termites were still in the order isoptera. the taxonomic structure changes relatively quickly and it’s constantly being worked on and revised.

it gets weirder. the order blattodea has another close relative, a sort of phenological cousin. they are so close that the two orders form a super-order of which they are the only two members.

guess what that bug is. go ahead and give it a moment’s thought. like, if you had to guess what a cockroach’s closest modern relative is, what would you say?

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it’s the order mantodea.

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Originally posted by platycryptus

the humble cockroach’s closest extant relative are the scythe-wielding man-eating murder machines, the praying mantis

right?!!? crazy! crazy awesome

bogleech

Oh yeah and this is the thing mantises and roaches evolved from, which is known as a “roachoid!”


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oneirophasia

This is cool and all but how can you mention jellyfish evolving into a skin disease and not mention dogs evolving into a contagious cancer?

littlebigkaiju

I’m sorry, were you planning to elaborate on that last point right there?

oneirophasia

Only if I successfully piqued someone’s curiosity. :D Bear in mind I’m even more of an amateur enthusiast than Bogleech, so assume my explanation is only very broadly accurate.

They’re called Canine Transmissible Venereal Tumours, or CTVTs. Are you familiar with HeLa cell line, cultured from Henrietta Lack’s cervical cancer in the 1950s (without her knowledge) and repeatedly bred for a wide variety of scientific studies? The number of HeLa cells in existence today far exceeds the number of cells that were ever part of her body while she was alive. CTVTs are basically that, but naturally occurring from some poor canine 11,000 years or so ago that died with hystiocytic cancer (part of the immune system in the bone marrow). The cancer cells were (perhaps) scratched and gnawed out of the bone by other dogs scavenging its corpse, but survived by self-transplanting themselves into the skin around their claws and teeth and taking nutrients from their new host to clone themselves. A Russian veterinarian, M. A. Novinsky, proved how it spread in 1876.

It is, essentially, a unicellular, asexual, dog parasite which is transmitted by contact with an infected portion of skin. It has 14-21 fewer chromosomes than a normal dog, and has also been found transmitted to foxes and coyotes. I’ve heard its been given its own scientific name (Canis cancer), but as far as I know it’s purely unofficial.

bogleech

Oh I didn’t see you elaborated first, so I’ll just reblog this version!

Yeah you can almost think of CTVT as a single-celled, biologically immortal dog.

The same eventually turned out to be true of the dreaded Devil Facial Tumor disease that has long tormented Tasmanian devils. CTVT is at least basically harmless, clearing up on its own after a while and only surviving by just how damn contagious it is (like the common cold!) but Devil Facial Tumor can slowly cover the host’s eyes and mouth until it starves, and the confusion and discomfort can even make them more aggressive, more prone to biting, more prone to actually spreading it.

So a single long-dead devil became a parasitic illness that even inadvertently encourages its own spread, and it’s really hard not to draw “zombie” comparisons.

It also turned out even more recently that there’s a whole second lineage of it, which we now call DFT2. We’re not sure if it was triggered by DFT1 itself or something about Tasmanian Devils is just especially prone to spawning contagious tumors. Maybe the ancestor of DFT1 had simply been successful at mating and the genes for this particular mutation continue to lie dormant throughout the population?

nausicaaenriquez

i’m sorry but i NEED to have the phrase “a single-celled, biologically immortal dog” on my blog

linguisticparadox

Iirc the reason tasmanian devils are more prone to contagious tumors is that they are extremely inbred due to recent near-extinction causing a genetic bottleneck. They’re all so genetically similar that their immune systems don’t immediately flag the tumor cells just based on them being non-self, as other animals’ immune systems do!

frislander

Biology, like language, continues to amaze me through sheer mind-bending evolutionary weirdness.

Source: bogleech oh my biology interesting
easternestablishmentarian
easternestablishmentarian

Over at Slate Star Codex Scott Alexander has a couple of new posts reviewing and commenting on Kuhn’s Structure of Scientific Revolutions (here and here).

I think this model of paradigm-anomalous evidence-new paradigm applies reasonably well to linguistics. First we had Latin grammar, and that worked pretty well for the dead Indo-European languages and could be made to work, with some tweaking, for most languages of modern Europe and even Semitic. However, when confronted with a Basque or a Mohawk or a Yoruba, the paradigm could do little more than throw up its hands and say “Ah, Yoruba has an ablative case, which is formed with this preposition. Basque’s transitive verbs are always in the passive, which suggests that Basque speakers have a feminine thought process [narrator: it’s ergativity].”

Then we got Sapir and Boas and their grad students and their grad students, who pioneered good fieldwork practice and figured out how to model languages more-or-less on their own terms, but this paradigm was phonology- and morphology-heavy (because it was pioneered in North America, where it’s easy to pretend syntax is an afterthought) and so still had trouble explaining things like syntactic structures in syntax-heavy languages.

Later on we got Chomsky, who created a reasonably workable toy model for the syntax of idealized literary English, thus creating a generative paradigm that–while it does look like it solves some syntactic problems in most of the languages of western Europe–keeps butting its head up against languages that don’t work that way and produce mounds of anomalous evidence and structures, and the only response is to add more epicycles.

This all suggests that the real reason everyone’s wedded to generativism or (historically) Latin grammar is not necessarily that they don’t see the unworkable anomalous evidence (I dunno, maybe they actually don’t) but rather that there’s no alternative paradigm to work with. One of the mysteries of the history of linguistics is why, after the Puritans made great strides figuring out that Massachusett was emphatically not Latin, a Sapirian tradition of linguistics didn’t arise from that key insight. But I think the answer is quite simple. Eliot and Williams knew that Massachusett didn’t work like Latin, but that was the extent of their understanding. They were still working within the Latinate grammatical paradigm, defining Massachusett in terms of what it was not–e.g. there’s a gender system but it’s not masculine-feminine-neuter, it’s animate-inanimate; the category of “plural” was easy to figure out but obviation, which has no counterpart in Indo-European or Semitic, was very difficult to understand; the Puritans did a very good job of putting together full paradigms for the Massachusett verb but understanding of what the component morphemes were doing, the direct-inverse system and the animacy hierarchy, had to wait until Bloomfield. Eliot’s understanding of Massachusett on the surface level was far ahead of its time (and a major reason why, even though nobody has spoken Massachusett since the mid-19th century, we are able to reconstruct most of the whole language–though we’re also lucky that Massachusett has a lot of living relatives), but he couldn’t come up with a new theory of how the language worked and so the classical paradigm, describing languages in terms of analogies to or deviations from Latin grammar, reigned supreme until the early 20th century.

(This sort of “the description works much better but is still chained to the old paradigm” is reminiscent of Copernicus, who correctly predicted heliocentrism but stuck with the old Ptolemaic assumption that planetary orbits had to be circular. Of course, they’re not, and if you try to model planetary orbits with circles in a heliocentric system you get wrong predictions, while geocentrism with epicycles gets you the correct predictions, if for totally wrong reasons. It wasn’t until Kepler figured out that planetary orbits were elliptical that heliocentrism could be made to accurately model the heavens. Linguistics is filled with theories like this–patterns that fix an existing problem but then make predictions that tend out to be totally wrong and have to be saved with Movement or another deus ex machina.)

frislander

I do agree with you here mainly, but I’m not sure that nowadays the great academic fondness for generativism is to do with lack of exposure to alternatives - that may be true in America but it’s certainly not true here in Cambridge, where the director of undergraduate studies himself John Williams is a psycholinguist who by all accounts isn’t too keen to hop on the bandwagon, as well as Jim Blevins the morphology professor, arch-promoter of word-based morphology; it’s practically a cliché that whenever the course mandates a lecture on morphemes he’s magically out of the country at a conference. In our case it genuinely is a lack of exposure to the evidence. Most of the faculty’s knowledge of Native American languages seems to have stopped at Mark Baker’s Pseudo-Mohawk, and Lord knows what they know about languages from any other continent.

cambridge mini rant academia generativism linguistics
lavendroused
millennial-review

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mrsokiedoke

Annnnd our parents and grandparents never taught us basic life skills because the baby boomer generation loved outsourcing easy work, like hemming pants and baking cakes. The generations before us glommed onto the fast, easy fix, and important skills have been lost in the process.

(And of course the generation who raised us loves to act fake shocked like “my grandkids don’t know how to boil water” like yeah, Janice, that’s because you took your kids out to eat 6 nights a week and baked Stouffers lasagna one night)

And now we are broke. And can’t afford to pay $60 to have every pair of pants we own hemmed (shoutout to shorties!). We are making yogurt because we can’t afford to pay $2.50 for one yogurt.

I’ve learned to knit to make myself wool hats and scarves. I’ve learned to sew so I can make items that would otherwise cost me 4x the cost to make it. I’ve learned to make yogurt because I would prefer to spend $2 for a gallon of milk and get 24 yogurts out of it rather than just one.

I’ve planted fruit trees in my yard so I can reduce the carbon footprint of the fruit I eat, and because produce is expensive.

I raise egg-laying chickens so I don’t contribute to factory farming.

My husband hunts deer so that we can eat lean, virtually fat free meat, and also not contribute to factory farming. The deer live happy lives and are not allowed to suffer. (Hey PS also, hunting up here plays an important role in ecology, as otherwise the deer population would explode, and deer would starve in the winter. Thanks for coming to my TEDta…)

My generation is going on YouTube to learn to change tires, bake bread and do their taxes because y’all sure as shit didn’t teach us.

motherofcats666

THIS

ironbite4

Lets not forget the phasing out of the HomeEc class.  Or the Shop Class.

lkeke35

Alleviating one’s ignorance of a subject should NEVER, EVER be looked down on! Learning and growing are never anything to be shamed of, or for!

Source: millennial-review yess important millenials
esoanem
commander-ledi

im in physical pain every day because finnish tumblr users have the weirdest urls ever but nobody knows it because the urls are in finnish

commander-ledi

seriously its shit like moomin-rectal-prolapse, jesus-spanker, foreskin-cum-burrito, turbo-bream-orgy and satan’s-titty-slurper and so on. and im not exaggerating at all. and this is not small minority among finnish tumblr blogs, its more like the standard to have urls like these. and none of you non-finnish-speakers have seen this mess because its written in finnish

johniaurens

i just spent a couple minutes going thru finnish tumblr tags. here’s a short list of some of my faves

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roughly “chaotically fertilized” (or maybe inseminated? sikin sokin doesn’t really have a direct translation but it’s kinda like, willy nilly, disorganized, chaotic… like things can be “sikin sokin” (messy, disorganized, chaotic) on ur desk or in a drawer)

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pourtmanteau of carousel (karuselli) and celery (selleri)

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the lord’s vagina (vittu technically means like. the whole of the genitalia associated w vaginas not just the vagina, and is a curse word that has a denotion that boils down to abt the same as c*nt when used to refer to genitals, but with the severity/social acceptance level/usage of “fuck.” if you can put “fuck” there you can put “vittu” there. herra/the lord means specifically The Lord in the religious sense here)

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foreplayground

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satan’s pineapple

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pourtmanteau of mental illness (mielisairaus) and dinosaur (dinosaurus)

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extreme diarrhea

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dick mountain

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sex toy box

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self-beer-er, roughly, but it’s a pun/joke on flasher (itsensäpaljastaja, lit self exposer) and beer (kalja)

improfem

@pikkuinen

returquoise

I’m adding a few as well because I’ve loved these things since I joined Tumblr.

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A portmanteau of umbilical cord and tightrope walker = umbilical cord walker.

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The new shit house (outhouse), written in the style of 1500s.

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The never-ending [state of being] fucking annoyed. Please refer to the entry “herranvittu” for the use of vittu.

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I-won’t-give-up-beer.

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Radical fuck satan.

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Repe Sorsa is the Finnish name of Daffy Duck, so rebel-duck is not far off.

siivekaspaskapostaaja

my translation skills might not be the best but let me add some:

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onion of modesty

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seashell fetish

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broccoli worm

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blueberry hater

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gay drumming

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brutal banana

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ok first you need to know that the word “bead” is the same as “pearl” in finnish. so this could be pourtmanteau of analbeads and seashell, or anal pearl seashell.

smolqueerkitty

@2blondiegirl

aprilslady

@vittusirkus Explain yourself 😂😂

mermaid-on-land

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Oh my God

@vittusirkus Explain!

Source: commander-ledi oh my finnish onomastics
typhonbaalhammon
whyyoustabbedme

why in the world are we still asking this question in 2019?

now-exiting-fuckability

Trump: says and does racist things.

People: call Trump racist.

Journalists and politicians:

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shadesoforlando

Ok but like

There’s no benefit in her going on live television and saying Trump is a racist without elaborating on the subject

What he’s asking is a leading question and sure, taking his ‘how can you say that’ out of context works well to make him seem like he supports Trump but that’s not how it was said in the interview. How it was said was to get her to continue to talk about why Trump is a racist

Don’t believe me? Skip ahead in this video to 0:15 seconds and listen to the entire thing in context.

She then goes on to ELABORATE on how he uses dogwhistles and his reaction to Charlottesville (by calling Nazi’s fine people) so people who tune in to the interview can draw connections to what she’s saying as opposed to just reacting, like op did, to the exact words that are said.

I think too many people on here fail to realize that news, real news, isn’t done by just saying shit. You have to be able to back it up and in order to do so, you need to be able to spell something out for people who don’t get it. And someone who already has been criticized by people for her views (including by people on here, bizarrely, because they keep things she’s said out of context) need to be able to get all the information out there.

clichedexposition

“Getting to the truth” journalism isn’t just pelting known liars with hard questions and fact checking, it’s also giving a platform for the people who need to be heard, giving them openings to say their piece, and, when needed, urging them to elaborate.

Source: twitter.com yess important
notgreengardens
tunoidotarlat

English: A dog
Swedish: What
English: The dog
English: Two dogs
Swedish:
Swedish:
Swedish: En hund, hunden
Swedish: Två hundar, hundarna
German:
English: No, go away
Swedish: No one invited you
German: Der Hund
English: I said go away
German: Ein Hund, zwei Hunde
Swedish: Stop it
German: Den Hund, einen Hund, dem Hund, einem Hund, des Hundes, eines Hundes, den Hunden, der Hunden
Turkish:
English: Wait
Swedish: I don’t like where this is going
German: No, don’t even think about that
Turkish: Köpek, köpeği, köpeğe, köpekte, köpekten, köpeğim, köpeğin, köpeğimiz, köpeğiniz, köpeğimin, köpeğinin, köpeğimizin, köpeğimizin, köpeklerinin, köpeğime, köpeğine, köpeğimize, köpeğinize, köpeğimi, köpeğinizi, köpeğini, köpeğimizi, köpeğinizi, köpeğimde, köpeğinde, köpeğimizde, köpeğinizde, köpeğimden, köpeğinden, köpeğimizden, köpeğinizden, köpekle, köpeğimle, köpeğinle, köpeğiyle, köpeklerimle, köpeklerinle, köpekleriyle, köpeğiminki, köpeğininki, köpeğinki, köpekle, köpeksiz
English:
Swedish:
German:
Turkish: Plural forms. Köpekler, köpekleri, köpeklerimi, köpeklerini, köpeklerimizi, köpeklerinizi, köpeklere, köpeklerime, köpeklerine, köpeklerimize, köpeklerinize, köpeklerde, köpeklerimde, köpeklerinde, köpeklerimizde, köpeklerinizde, köpeklerden, köpeklerimden, köpeklerinden, köpeklerimizden, köpeklerinizden, köpeklerim, köpeklerinin, köpeklerin, köpeklerimizin, köpeklerinizin, köpekleriminki, köpeklerininki, köpeklerimizinki, köpeklerinizinki, köpeklerinki, köpeğiminkiler, köpeğininkiler, köpeğinkiler, köpeklerimizinkiler, köpeklerinizinkiler, köpeklerinkiler, köpeklersiz, köpeklerimle, köpeklerinle, köpekleriyle, köpeklerimizle, köpeklerinizle, köpeklerle
Finnish: Sup
English: NO
Swedish: NO
German: NO
Turkish: NO
Finnish:
English:
German:
Swedish:
Turkish:
Finnish: Koira, koiran, koiraa, koiran again, koirassa, koirasta, koiraan, koiralla, koiralta, koiralle, koirana, koiraksi, koiratta, koirineen, koirin
German:
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English:
Turkish:
Finnish: Aaaand… koirasi, koirani, koiransa, koiramme, koiranne, koiraani, koiraasi, koiraansa, koiraamme, koiraanne, koirassani, koirassasi, koirassansa, koirassamme, koirassanne, koirastani, koirastasi, koirastansa, koirastamme, koirastanne, koirallani, koirallasi, koirallansa, koirallamme, koirallanne, koiranani, koiranasi, koiranansa, koiranamme, koirananne, koirakseni, koiraksesi, koiraksensa, koiraksemme, koiraksenne, koirattani, koirattasi, koirattansa, koirattamme, koirattanne, koirineni, koirinesi, koirinensa, koirinemme, koirinenne
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German:
Turkish:
Finnish: Wait! then theres koirakaan, koirankaan, koiraakaan, koirassakaan, koirastakaan, koiraankaan, koirallakaan, koiraltakaan, koirallekaan, koiranakaan, koiraksikaan, koirattakaan, koirineenkaan, koirinkaan, koirako, koiranko, koiraako, koirassako, koirastako, koiraanko, koirallako, koiraltako, koiralleko, koiranako, koiraksiko, koirattako, koirineenko, koirinko, koirasikaan, koiranikaan, koiransakaan, koirammekaan, koirannekaan, koiraanikaan, koiraasikaan, koiraansakaan, koiraammekaan, koiraannekaan, koirassanikaan, koirassasikaan, koirassansakaan, koirassammekaan, koirassannekaan, koirastanikaan, koirastasikaan, koirastansakaan, koirastammekaan, koirastannekaan, koirallanikaan, koirallasikaan, koirallansakaan, koirallammekaan, koirallannekaan, koirananikaan, koiranasikaan, koiranansakaan, koiranammekaan, koiranannekaan, koiraksenikaan, koiraksesikaan, koiraksensakaan, koiraksemmekaan, koiraksennekaan, koirattanikaan, koirattasikaan, koirattansakaan, koirattammekaan, koirattannekaan, koirinenikaan, koirinesikaan, koirinensakaan, koirinemmekaan, koirinennekaan, koirasiko, koiraniko, koiransako, koirammeko, koiranneko, koiraaniko, koiraasiko, koiraansako, koiraammeko, koiraanneko, koirassaniko, koirassasiko, koirassansako, koirassammeko, koirassanneko, koirastaniko, koirastasiko, koirastansako, koirastammeko, koirastanneko, koirallaniko, koirallasiko, koirallansako, koirallammeko, koirallanneko, koirananiko, koiranasiko, koiranansako, koiranammeko, koirananneko, koirakseniko, koiraksesiko, koiraksensako, koiraksemmeko, koiraksenneko, koirattaniko, koirattasiko, koirattansako, koirattammeko, koirattanneko, koirineniko, koirinesiko, koirinensako, koirinemmeko, koirinenneko, koirasikaanko, koiranikaanko, koiransakaanko, koirammekaanko, koirannekaanko, koiraanikaanko, koiraasikaanko, koiraansakaanko, koiraammekaanko, koiraannekaanko, koirassanikaanko, koirassasikaanko, koirassansakaanko, koirassammekaanko, koirassannekaanko, koirastanikaanko, koirastasikaanko, koirastansakaanko, koirastammekaanko, koirastannekaanko, koirallanikaanko, koirallasikaanko, koirallansakaanko, koirallammekaanko, koirallannekaanko, koirananikaanko, koiranasikaanko, koiranansakaanko, koiranammekaanko, koiranannekaanko, koiraksenikaanko, koiraksesikaanko, koiraksensakaanko, koiraksemmekaanko, koiraksennekaanko, koirattanikaanko, koirattasikaanko, koirattansakaanko, koirattammekaanko, koirattannekaanko, koirinenikaanko, koirinesikaanko, koirinensakaanko, koirinemmekaanko, koirinennekaanko, koirasikokaan, koiranikokaan, koiransakokaan, koirammekokaan, koirannekokaan, koiraanikokaan, koiraasikokaan, koiraansakokaan, koiraammekokaan, koiraannekokaan, koirassanikokaan, koirassasikokaan, koirassansakokaan, koirassammekokaan, koirassannekokaan, koirastanikokaan, koirastasikokaan, koirastansakokaan, koirastammekokaan, koirastannekokaan, koirallanikokaan, koirallasikokaan, koirallansakokaan, koirallammekokaan, koirallannekokaan, koirananikokaan, koiranasikokaan, koiranansakokaan, koiranammekokaan, koiranannekokaan, koiraksenikokaan, koiraksesikokaan, koiraksensakokaan, koiraksemmekokaan, koiraksennekokaan, koirattanikokaan, koirattasikokaan, koirattansakokaan, koirattammekokaan, koirattannekokaan, koirinenikokaan, koirinesikokaan, koirinensakokaan, koirinemmekokaan, koirinennekokaan
Swedish:
German:
Turkish:
English: Okay, now you’re just making things up!
Finnish:
Finnish: And now the plural forms…
vimpar

where is the Hungarian…?

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Hungarian: kutya, kutyább, kutyát, kutyának, kutyával, kutyáért, kutyában, kutyán, kutyánál, kutyába, kutyára, kutyához, kutyából, kutyáról, kutyától, kutyáig, kutyaként, kutyául, kutyaképpen, kutyástul, kutyásan, kutyailag, kutyaé, kutyáébb, kutyáét, kutyáénak, kutyáéval, kutyáéért, kutyáéban, kutyáén, kutyáénál, kutyáéba, kutyáéra, kutyáéhoz, kutyáéból, kutyáéról, kutyáétól, kutyáéig, kutyáéként, kutyáéképpen, kutyáéstul, kutyáésan, kutyáésilag, kutyás, kutyásabb, kutyásnak, kutyással, kutyásért, kutyásé, kutyásban, kutyáson, kutyásnál, kutyásba, kutyásra, kutyáshoz, kutyásból, kutyásról, kutyástól, kutyásig, kutyásként, kutyásul, kutyásképpen, kutyásilag, kutyásé, kutyásébb, kutyásénak, kutyáséval, kutyáséban, kutyásén, kutyásénál, kutyáséba, kutyáséra, kutyáséhez, kutyáséból, kutyáséról, kutyásétől, kutyáséig, kutyáséként, kutyáséképpen, kutyáséilag, kutyátlan, kutyátlanabb, kutyátlannak, kutyátlannal, kutyátlanért, kutyátlanban, kutyátlanon, kutyátlannál, kutyátlanba, kutyátlanra, kutyátlanhoz, kutyátlanból, kutyátlanról, kutyátlantól, kutyátlanig, kutyátlanként, kutyátlanul, kutyátlanképpen, kutyátlanilag, kutyátlané, kutyátlanébb, kutyátlanénak, kutyátlanéval, kutyátlanéért, kutyátlanéban, kutyátlanén, kutyátlanénál, kutyátlanéba, kutyátlanéra, kutyátlanéhoz, kutyátlanéból, kutyátlanéról, kutyátlanétól, kutyátlanéig, kutyátlanéként, kutyátlanéképpen, kutyátlanésilag, kutyásság, kutyásságibb, kutyásságnak, kutyássággal, kutyásságért, kutyásságban, kutyásságon, kutyásságnál, kutyásságba, kutyásságra, kutyássághoz, kutyásságból, kutyásságról, kutyásságtól, kutyásságig, kutyásságként, kutyásságul, kutyásságképpen, kutyásságilag, kutyássága, kutyásságább, kutyásságának, kutyásságával, kutyásságáért, kutyásságában, kutyásságán, kutyásságánál, kutyásságába, kutyásságára, kutyásságához, kutyásságából, kutyásságáról, kutyásságától, kutyásságáig, kutyásságaként, kutyásságául, kutyásságaképpen, kutyásságáilag, kutyásságéá, kutyásságáébb, kutyásságáénak, kutyásságáéval, kutyásságáéért, kutyásságáéban, kutyásságáén, kutyásságáénál, kutyásságáéba, kutyásságáéra, kutyásságáéhoz, kutyásságáéból, kutyásságáéról, kutyásságáétól, kutyásságáéig, kutyásságaéként, kutyásságaéképpen, kutyásságáéilag, kutyásságé, kutyásságébb, kutyásságénak, kutyásságéval, kutyásságéért, kutyásságéban, kutyásságén, kutyásságénál, kutyásságéba, kutyásságéra, kutyásságéhoz, kutyásságéból, kutyásságéról, kutyásságétól, kutyásságéig, kutyásságéként, kutyásságéképpen, kutyásságéilag, kutyátlanság, kutyátlanságibb, kutyátlanságnak, kutyátlansággal, kutyátlanságért, kutyátlanságban, kutyátlanságon, kutyátlanságnál, kutyátlanságba, kutyátlanságra, kutyátlansághoz, kutyátlanságból, kutyátlanságról, kutyátlanságtól, kutyátlanságig, kutyátlanságként, kutyátlanságul, kutyátlanságképpen, kutyátlanságilag, kutyátlansága, kutyátlanságább, kutyátlanságának, kutyátlanságával, kutyátlanságáért, kutyátlanságában, kutyátlanságán, kutyátlanságánál, kutyátlanságába, kutyátlanságára, kutyátlanságához, kutyátlanságából, kutyátlanságáról, kutyátlanságától, kutyátlanságáig, kutyátlanságaként, kutyátlanságául, kutyátlanságaképpen, kutyátlanságáilag, kutyátlanságáé, kutyátlanságáébb, kutyátlanságáénak, kutyátlanságáéval, kutyátlanságáéban, kutyátlanságáén, kutyátlanságáénál, kutyátlanságáéba, kutyátlanságáéra, kutyátlanságáéhoz, kutyátlanságáéból, kutyátlanságáéról, kutyátlanságáétól, kutyátlanságáéig, kutyátlanságaéként, kutyátlanságaéképpen, kutyátlanságáéilag, kutyátlanságé, kutyátlanságébb, kutyátlanságénak, kutyátlanságéval, kutyátlanságéért, kutyátlanságéban, kutyátlanságén, kutyátlanságénál, kutyátlanságéba, kutyátlanságéra, kutyátlanságéhoz, kutyátlanságéból, kutyátlanságéról, kutyátlanságétól, kutyátlanságéig, kutyátlanságéként, kutyátlanságéilag, elkutyátlanodott, elkutyátlanodottabb, elkutyátlanodottnak, elkutyátlanodottal, elkutyátlanodottért, elkutyátlanodottban, elkutyátlanodotton, elkutyátlanodottnál, elkutyátlanodottba, elkutyátlanodottra, elkutyátlanodotthoz, elkutyátlanodottból, elkutyátlanodottról, elkutyátlanodotttól, elkutyátlanodottig, elkutyátlanodottként, elkutyátlanodottul, elkutyátlanodottképpen, elkutyátlanodottilag, elkutyátlanodotté, elkutyátlanodottébb, elkutyátlanodotténak, elkutyátlanodottéval, elkutyátlanodottéért, elkutyátlanodottéban, elkutyátlanodottén, elkutyátlanodotténál, elkutyátlanodottéba, elkutyátlanodottéra, elkutyátlanodottéhoz, elkutyátlanodottéból, elkutyátlanodottéról, elkutyátlanodottétól, elkutyátlanodottéig, elkutyátlanodottéul, elkutyátlanodottéképpen, elkutyátlanodottéilag, elkutyátlanodottság, elkutyátlanodottságabb, elkutyátlanodottságnak, elkutyátlanodottsággal, elkutyátlanodottságért, elkutyátlanodottságban, elkutyátlanodottságon, elkutyátlanodottságnál, elkutyátlanodottságba, elkutyátlanodottságra, elkutyátlanodottsághoz, elkutyátlanodottságból, elkutyátlanodottságról, elkutyátlanodottságtól, elkutyátlanodottságig, elkutyátlanodottságként, elkutyátlanodottságul, elkutyátlanodottságképpen, elkutyátlanodottságilag, elkutyátlanodottsága, elkutyátlanodottságább, elkutyátlanodottságának, elkutyátlanodottságával, elkutyátlanodottságáért, elkutyátlanodottságában, elkutyátlanodottságán, elkutyátlanodottságánál, elkutyátlanodottságába, elkutyátlanodottságára, elkutyátlanodottságához, elkutyátlanodottságából, elkutyátlanodottságáról, elkutyátlanodottságától, elkutyátlanodottságáig, elkutyátlanodottságaként, elkutyátlanodottságaul, elkutyátlanodottságaképpen, elkutyátlanodottságáilag, elkutyátlanodottságáé, elkutyátlanodottságáébb, elkutyátlanodottságáénak, elkutyátlanodottságáéval, elkutyátlanodottságáéért, elkutyátlanodottságáéban, elkutyátlanodottságáén, elkutyátlanodottságáénál, elkutyátlanodottságáéba, elkutyátlanodottságáéra, elkutyátlanodottságáéhoz, elkutyátlanodottságáéból, elkutyátlanodottságáéról, elkutyátlanodottságáétól, elkutyátlanodottságáéig, elkutyátlanodottságaéként, elkutyátlanodottságáéilag, megkutyásodott, megkutyásodottabb, megkutyásodottnak, megkutyásodottal, megkutyásodottért, megkutyásodottban, megkutyásodotton, megkutyásodottnál, megkutyásodottba, megkutyásodottra, megkutyásodotthoz, megkutyásodottból, megkutyásodottról, megkutyásodotttól, megkutyásodottig, megkutyásodottként, megkutyásodottul, megkutyásodottképpen, megkutyásodottilag, megkutyásodotté, megkutyásodottébb, megkutyásodotténak, megkutyásodottéval, megkutyásodottéért, megkutyásodottéban, megkutyásodottén, megkutyásodotténál, megkutyásodottéba, megkutyásodottéra, megkutyásodottéhoz, megkutyásodottéból, megkutyásodottéról, megkutyásodottétól, megkutyásodottéig, megkutyásodottéként, megkutyásodottéképpen, megkutyásodottéilag, megkutyásodottság, megkutyásodottságabb, megkutyásodottságnak, megkutyásodottsággal, megkutyásodottságért, megkutyásodottságban, megkutyásodottságon, megkutyásodottságnál, megkutyásodottságba, megkutyásodottságra, megkutyásodottsághoz, megkutyásodottságból, megkutyásodottságról, megkutyásodottságtól, megkutyásodottságig, megkutyásodottságként, megkutyásodottságul, megkutyásodottságképpen, megkutyásodottságilag, megkutyásodottsága, megkutyásodottságább, megkutyásodottságának, megkutyásodottságával, megkutyásodottságáért, megkutyásodottságában, megkutyásodottságán, megkutyásodottságánál, megkutyásodottságába, megkutyásodottságára, megkutyásodottságához, megkutyásodottságából, megkutyásodottságáról, megkutyásodottságától, megkutyásodottságáig, megkutyásodottságaként, megkutyásodottságául, megkutyásodottságáképpen, megkutyásodottságáilag, megkutyásodottságáé, megkutyásodottságáébb, megkutyásodottságáénak, megkutyásodottságáéval, megkutyásodottságáéért, megkutyásodottságáéban, megkutyásodottságáén, megkutyásodottságáénál, megkutyásodottságáéba, megkutyásodottságáéra, megkutyásodottságáéhoz, megkutyásodottságáéból, megkutyásodottságáéról, megkutyásodottságáétól, megkutyásodottságáéig, megkutyásodottságaéként, megkutyásodottságáéilag.

Swedish:
German:
Turkish:
English: WTF, you have relatives?
Finnish: That’s my brother!

Hungarian: And now the plural forms.

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Source: mylifewasamazinguntiliwasborn oh my silly linguistics uralic long post